9. When the phone rings, answer by making the sound of a phone off the hook.
8. Talk to the new guy about how we parked in the same parkade this morning (true story). He seemed unresponsive. It's possible he doesn't speak English. I think he will be my new best friend!
7. Wear a patch over my good eye.*
6. Take a walk and try and find the person in the office with a name one letter away from mine. In my case it's a guy named Robon (true story). I still don't know where he sits.
5. Read my horoscope:
Slow down there and make sure that you're checking out all your options. You never know when people might want you to take part in something but not know quite how to ask you in time
Even my horoscope is telling me to take it easy...
4. Eat a birthday donut because it's my birthday month! (check)
3. Enter the fire stairs and run from the 5th to the 31st floor and back.
2. When talking to a coworker, have the pitch of my voice get higher and higher until only cute little puppies can hear me.
1. Send out a mass e-mail with pictures of baby animals lying asleep on their back (min 10MB attachment) to all 150 employees hoping to crash the system so we can all go home.**
* How many of you asked yourselves "Robin only has one good eye?" Suckers.
** Because it's typical to go home when their is a computer problem.
9 comments:
Beanie, you are so freaking hiLARious! I can't stop laughing at this.
Oh this post made me laugh!
Cxx
Oh jeez, how the heck is running up a billion flights of stairs calming??? (okay i'm exagerating a bit, but still who wants to do that on purpose)
11. PCP
What Chris said. You outdid Letterman top 10 list.
Isn't running up all those stairs similar to The Grouse Grind?
There's a new guy? There's a guy named Robon? Woah.
I was a little worried about your eye for a second. i like the new profile pic, I put it in a frame on my desk at work.
i love the idea of number 1! brilliant!
and your new profile is super cute!
yah, you should count the stair running as a grouse grind.
i'm not capitialized 'cuz the shift key is in a weird place on claire's british computer. just so you know, there's been lots and lots of blogger gossip so far. a certain story took 60 miles of driving to get through.
You are a comedien!
Once I was almost falling asleep at my job at the Hotdog Hut (true story) and my co-worker told me to go run around in the parking lot as fast as I could in the rain. I tried it, and it worked way better than coffee! Who knew??
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